Welcome, welcome, welcome, worms! Your very presence churns my stomach, but I, being so generous, so benevolent, so altruistic shall allow your filthy persons to be graced! I, Amnis, am a master of many crafts. I excel in alchemy, creation, destruction, virtually all the fields of science, but never 'magic'! 'Magic' is a dirty misnomer; an ignorant coinage spewed by dogs to explain what they cannot grasp! All is plausible! Nothing is magical!
I, Amnis, come to this SheezyArt merely for your consternation! I will vex and ensorcel you! Love me, and I shall do you kindness! Hate me, and you shall die! Fear me, and I will love you all the more! Above all, remember: OBEY OR PERISH!
Ah! >:C What manner of organism are YOU?! Geometric! Two-dimensional! Back! BACK! Back from the pit from whence you crawled, lest you tear the universe asunder with your defiance of physics! (Much as it may be amusing to behold, it wouldn't bode well for me. )
AH! A challenge it is! I shall triumph, for I am gifted with the ability to maneuver in three dimensions! Don't trifle with me, you rectilinear nuisance!
Rofl you make me laugh. Which is good, I needed a laugh I know you're not the cuddly type, but would you give me a hug :( I promise I won't tell anyone (and don't poke at my insides or anything, they may not work well right now but I still need 'em <<